Beta Test 2

Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Yes, Yes, without the oops! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore! Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Must go faster. What do they got in there? King Kong? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows.

Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? I was part of something special. Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.

I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Yes, Yes, without the oops!

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?